T-SQL Tuesday #119: Change of Mind

Get up, come on get down with the SPACES!

Because I’m super late (as usual), about to go to bed (because I’ll be commuting tomorrow), and lazy (aren’t we all?), this will be a quickie.

This month’s #tsqltuesday hosted by the amazing Alex Yates, in which he asks us to discuss something about which we’ve changed our minds over the course of our career (or some subset of time therein).

I’m really excited to read some of the submissions I’ve skimmed on the Twitter feed so far, such as Oracle vs. MS-SQL and the importance of diversity. After all, what else am I gonna do while I sit in the vanpool for 3 hours? (round-trip, thankfully, not one-way!)

Tabs vs. Spaces

Oh my! Them’s fightin’ words. Even back in the early days of this very blog, I wrote about my preference for tabs. But now.. *gasp*.. I’m down with the spaces!

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Blasphemy of the highest order!

Why, you ask?

Well, partially because I’ve changed some of my overall T-SQL coding style preferences and methods of construction. When I learned the Alt-Shift select method (block selection, aka vertical selection) in SSMS, it definitely set me on a track away from tabs. Now I don’t go all cray-cray with vertically aligned sections/clauses/etc. too much, but I will say that in certain instances, it’s made the query much easier to read. And in such instances, spaces definitely trump tabs for ease-of-use with said vertical-alignment efforts.

If you’re not sure what I’m talking about (because, admittedly, it’s hard to write about and much easier to show visually), just search Youtube for an example of SSMS block-select tricks.

And this is within the last 4 years, so I still find old stored-procs that I’ve written that have the tabs, and I chuckle slightly to myself as I Ctrl-K-Y (that’s the Red Gate SQLPrompt shortcut to ‘format this code in my current style’) and make my modifications.

Miscellaneous Little Things

I’ve developed some other preferences, too, which contradict some of my old formative-years’ habits. For example, I used to write my TSQL in pure lowercase. I now prefer the ANSI-CAPS for language constructs and keywords, but if I ever need to write dynamic-SQL, it goes in lowercase.

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I even re-used old images, instead of finding new ones. LAAAZZZYY!! :O)

Some of these habits come from Aaron Bertrand and other SQL-community big-name bloggers. Like preferring CONVERT over CAST, or changing from trailing-commas to leading-commas. (Although he may have flipped on that again, I can’t remember.) While others just kinda happened organically. Like, two tabs for the ON line under each JOIN — the join predicate — just felt silly after a while, so I reverted to one. I used to be stickler for forcibly quoting identifiers that collided with language keywords — like if you have a column named Date or Value, you best be puttin them square-brackets around those suckers ([Date], [Value]), but now.. honestly, I don’t care enough to bother. Unless you do something really heinous, like timestamp. =P

Anyway, that’s all I have for now. There are much more important things that I could, and should have, written about, but as I said, and as always, I’m already late to the party. ‘Til next time! ❤

DBA Holy Wars Part 2

Battle 4: GUIDs vs Identities

This is an oldie but goody.  A) Developers want their apps to manage the record identifiers, but DBAs want the database to do it.  B) Developers prefer abstracting the identity values out of sight/mind, DBAs know that occasionally (despite your best efforts to avoid it) your eyeballs will have to look at those values and visually connect them with their foreign key relationships while troubleshooting some obscure bug.

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there’s ALWAYS more…

But there’s more to it than that.  See, none of those arguments really matter, because there are easy answers to those problems.  The real core issue lies with the lazy acceptance of GUI/designer defaults, instead of using a bit of brainpower to make a purposeful decision about your Primary Key and your Clustered Index.

Now wait a minute Mr. DBA, aren’t those the same thing?

NO!  That’s where this problem comes from!

A good Clustered Index is: narrow (fewer bytes), unique (or at least, highly selective), static (not subject to updates), and ever-increasing (or decreasing, if you really want).  NUSE, as some writers have acronym’d it.  A GUID fails criteria ‘N’ and ‘E’.  However, that’s not to say a GUID isn’t a fine Primary Key!  See, your PK really only needs to be ‘U’; and to a lesser extent, ‘S’.  See how those don’t overlap each other?  So sure, use those GUIDs, make them your PK.  Just don’t let your tool automagically also make that your CX (Clustered indeX).  Spend a few minutes making a conscious effort to pick a different column (or couple columns) that meet more of these requirements.

For example, a datetime column that indicates the age of each record.  Chances are, you’re using this column in most of your queries on this table anyway, so clustering on it will speed those up.

Most of the time, though, if your data model is reasonably normalized and you’re indexing your foreign keys (because you should!), your PKs & CX’s will be the same.  There’s nothing wrong with that.  Just be mindful of the trade-offs.

Battle 5: CSV vs TAB

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Who doesn’t love a good format-war?

Often, we have to deal with data from outside sources that gets exchanged via “flat files”, i.e. text files that represent a single monolithic table of data.  Each line is a row, and within each line, each string between each delimiting character is a column value.  So the question is, which is easier to deal with as that delimiter: comma, or tab?

String data values often have commas in them, so usually,the file also needs a “quoting character”, i.e. something that surrounds the string values so that the reader/interpreter of the file knows that anything found inside those quotes is all one value, regardless of any commas found within it.

But tabs are bigger.. aren’t they?  No, they’re still just 1 byte (or 2, in Unicode).  So that’s a non-argument.  Compatibility?  Every program that can read and automatically parse a .csv can just as easily do so with a .tab, even if Windows Explorer’s file icon & default-program handler would lead you to believe otherwise.

I recently encountered an issue with BCP (a SQL command-line utility for bulk copying data into / out of SQL server), where the csv was just being a pain in the arse. I tried a tab and all was well! I’m sure it was partially my fault but regardless, it was the path of least resistance.

Battle 6: designers vs scripting

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Wizards are usually good, but in this case, they’re lazy and bad for you…

This should be a no-brainer. There is absolutely no excuse for using the table designer or any other wizardy GUIs for database design and maintenance, unless you’re just learning the ropes. And even then, instead of pressing ‘OK’, use the ‘Script’ option to let SSMS generate a `tsql` script to perform whatever actions you just clicked-thru.  Now yes, admittedly those generated scripts are rarely a shining example of clean code, but they get the job done, even with some unnecessary filler and fluff.  Learn the critical bits and try to write the script yourself next time– and sure, use the GUI-to-script to double check your work, if you still need to.

Confession: I still use the GUI to create new SQL Agent Jobs. It’s not that I don’t know how to script it, it’s just that there are so many non-intuitive parameters to those msdb system-sp’s that I usually have to look them up, thereby spending the time I would have otherwise saved.

Bonus round: the pronunciation of “Data”

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Call me “big Data” one more time…

Dah-tuh, or Day-tuh?  Or, for the 3 people in the world who can actually read those ridiculous pronunciation glyphs, /ˈdeɪtə/ or /ˈdætə/ ?  It’s a question as old as the industry itself… or maybe not.  Anecdotally, it seems like most data professionals, and people in related industries, tend to say “day-tuh”; while those in the media and generally less technical communities tend to say “dah-tuh”.  (Where the first syllable is the same vowel-sound as in “dad” or “cat”.)  This likely means that the latter is more popular, but the former is more industrially accepted.

In either case, it doesn’t really matter, because at the end of the day, we’re talking about the same thing.  So if some dogmatic DBA or pedantic PHB tries to correct your pronunciation, tell ’em to stop being so persnickety and get on with the task at hand!

Until next time…

DBA Holy Wars

On a lighter note than usual, I thought it was time I weighed in on some of the long standing “programmer holy wars”, but with a little DBA-twist (like a twist of lime, only less delicious).  Like any good holy war, this will be full of posturing, pontificating, and political correctness.  And I probably won’t even commit to a particular side on some issues.  But hey, isn’t that the point?

Battle 1: Tabs vs. Spaces

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OH SHI…

Text editors and IDEs have long been mature enough to handle “smart tabs” and preference-based tab size.  However, you will occasionally have to copy-paste code into a non-code-oriented environment, such as an email or a document, where of course the tab size is based on inches rather than spaces in a monospace font.  I will admit in those rare instances, tabs are annoying.  But what is more annoying is the inconsistency you can get when spaces are used incorrectly, especially in the midst of lines in a sad attempt to do some kind of vertical alignment.  Plus, if you happen to have a different spacing-size preference than the original code author, you’re now battling that visual discrepancy as you read & maintain said code.

So I prefer tabs.  But I won’t fight my team on it if everybody else prefers spaces — that’s what those settings in the editor/IDE are there for!  I will happily conform with the best of them.  A quick Google says I’m in the minority anyway — which I’m OK with.

Battle 2: The Case for Casing

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The original, if somewhat dated.

Certain languages (COBOL, SQL) have a historical bent toward ALLCAPS for their keywords and language constructs.  Some argue that this is archaic, outmoded, etc.  I don’t mind it, working primarily with SQL, but in almost all other languages (C#, Python, JavaScript), I think it makes sense to follow the established conventions, and modern conventions never favor caps.  As I transitioned from C# to SQL, I actually wrote my scripts and stored-procs primarily in lower case for the longest time.  And then I came into an environment where RedGate’s SQL Prompt was in heavy use, and since its default “auto-format” settings are in-line with the SQL language “standard” (however old and dated it may be), it started YELLING all the keywords at me.. and like most people, I just accepted it, eventually letting it become my own “default” style.  (SQL Prompt is a fantastic tool, don’t get me wrong.  I absolutely love it, but its default formatting settings never agreed with me — then again, nor do anybody else’s, as we already discussed!)

But that’s not really what this battle is usually about.  Most often, it’s about your names, i.e. the identifiers for objects/methods/variables/procedures/APIs/etc. that your team and your developers have to come up with on a constant basis.  And usually it comes down to camelCase, TitleCase (which are often incorrectly used interchangeably!  and is apparently better known as PascalCase, which I just learned today, or possibly re-learned after several years), or lower_case_with_underscores (which, in another learning moment, I discovered is named snake_case!  How cool is that?).  Rarely, if ever, do people argue for ALLCAPS in these areas — it just feels.. obnoxious.

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Yelling doesn’t always get you what you want…

As with any programmer-y topic, you can dive down the rabbit-hole and dissect layer upon layer of nuance in this battle until you’ve lost all semblance of productivity.  Because casing is, in some languages, important; while in others it’s simply convention-based, dependent on the abstraction level or family of things you’re talking about.  For example, C# Class names are TitleCase, and so typically are Methods, while object instances are usually camelCasepublic members can be TitleCase or camelCase, and private members can be _underscore_led, or whatever flavors for each that your boiler-plate/template system prefers.  Scoped variableNames are most often camel’d as well, while global constants are typically CAPS_WITH_UNDERSCORES.  And god help you if you ask a team of more than 3 people what their dependency packages’ names should look like.

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Shamelessly borrowed from Adam Prescott’s blog, which you should definitely go read.

So in this battle, I have to play Switzerland.  I’m not vehemently opposed to any particular flavor of casing, finding it best to work within the conventions of the language and tool-set at hand.

Side-battle: Spacing in Names

That said, I can’t stand names/identifiers with actual white space in them, but that’s a somewhat different battle.  Most languages don’t even allow that, but most RDBMSs will happily accept your ridiculous My Cool Database and its resident Silly Tables and Happy Column 1/2/etc. as long as you properly “quote” them (surround them with [square-brackets] or `backticks`, depending on the SQL flavor).  If you submit that kind of nonsense to me, I will find you, and I will slap you with a large trout.

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Particularly offensive names may warrant a double trout slap.

Battle 3: ORM vs Stored-Procs (vs Linq?)

This is that little twist-of-DBA as promised.  I recently read an interesting post related to this topic, and essentially the point was this: Developers have “won” (won what? I thought were all on the same side!), the ORM is here to stay, and as DBAs/DBDevs, we (you/I) need to build up our understanding of them so that we A) know them even better than our devs, and B) can troubleshoot performance issues with them.

I think there’s some truth to that, and some necessary context as well.  Ideally, yes, I would be an ORM expert on whatever 1 or 2 specific frameworks my colleagues are using (Entity Framework, most likely), and any time there was a potential performance challenge with a app-to-database call, I’d be able to parachute-in and sprinkle some magic dust and make it all better.  But I’m also the one DBA (out of approx. 1.3 total), serving 4 teams of 3-6 devs each, so in the immortal words of meme-dom:

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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because sometimes old-fashioned things are funny too…

Now I’m not making excuses.  All I’m saying is, the burden of understanding is on more than just one team member or job-role.  If your dev team is adapting an ORM, said devs need to learn how it works too — at least enough to help with basic performance troubleshooting.  Even if it’s just the ability to extract, from a debug session, the actual T-SQL code that’s being sent to the server, and give me a sample query to analyze for performance bottlenecks.

Let’s step back a bit.  It’s all about using the right tool for the job, yes?  ORMs are meant for basic CRuD operations and simple data access patterns, right?  So why try to build complex business logic into them?  Because, like it not, teams do build complex business logic into the data layer — despite our protests and soapbox sermons to not do it.  And because the vast majority of applications we’re dealing with are not greenfield.  Furthermore, ORMs tend to work best when the data model is well-defined, or the database is modeled well (well-modeled?).  And again, we don’t all get to work with unicorns in utopia.

Put it this way: If you want an efficient, performant module of data-layer business-logic against your SQL database, it’s likely going to be a stored procedure carefully crafted by a DBA/DBDev.  Could you achieve the same results from the app layer, using Linq and/or some mix of ORM and code?  Probably.  Do you have the time and patience to do so?  Maybe not.

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So once again, I’m Switzerland.  Well, preferably a more pragmatic version — what country would that be?  Norway?  Anyway.  Use the methodology that’s the best compromise between “right tool for the job”, “optimized developer productivity”, and “easiest to troubleshoot”.  It’s a tough call, but that’s why we get paid.

Until next time!