T-SQL Tuesday #119: Change of Mind

Get up, come on get down with the SPACES!

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Because I’m super late (as usual), about to go to bed (because I’ll be commuting tomorrow), and lazy (aren’t we all?), this will be a quickie.

This month’s #tsqltuesday hosted by the amazing Alex Yates, in which he asks us to discuss something about which we’ve changed our minds over the course of our career (or some subset of time therein).

I’m really excited to read some of the submissions I’ve skimmed on the Twitter feed so far, such as Oracle vs. MS-SQL and the importance of diversity. After all, what else am I gonna do while I sit in the vanpool for 3 hours? (round-trip, thankfully, not one-way!)

Tabs vs. Spaces

Oh my! Them’s fightin’ words. Even back in the early days of this very blog, I wrote about my preference for tabs. But now.. *gasp*.. I’m down with the spaces!

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Blasphemy of the highest order!

Why, you ask?

Well, partially because I’ve changed some of my overall T-SQL coding style preferences and methods of construction. When I learned the Alt-Shift select method (block selection, aka vertical selection) in SSMS, it definitely set me on a track away from tabs. Now I don’t go all cray-cray with vertically aligned sections/clauses/etc. too much, but I will say that in certain instances, it’s made the query much easier to read. And in such instances, spaces definitely trump tabs for ease-of-use with said vertical-alignment efforts.

If you’re not sure what I’m talking about (because, admittedly, it’s hard to write about and much easier to show visually), just search Youtube for an example of SSMS block-select tricks.

And this is within the last 4 years, so I still find old stored-procs that I’ve written that have the tabs, and I chuckle slightly to myself as I Ctrl-K-Y (that’s the Red Gate SQLPrompt shortcut to ‘format this code in my current style’) and make my modifications.

Miscellaneous Little Things

I’ve developed some other preferences, too, which contradict some of my old formative-years’ habits. For example, I used to write my TSQL in pure lowercase. I now prefer the ANSI-CAPS for language constructs and keywords, but if I ever need to write dynamic-SQL, it goes in lowercase.

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I even re-used old images, instead of finding new ones. LAAAZZZYY!! :O)

Some of these habits come from Aaron Bertrand and other SQL-community big-name bloggers. Like preferring CONVERT over CAST, or changing from trailing-commas to leading-commas. (Although he may have flipped on that again, I can’t remember.) While others just kinda happened organically. Like, two tabs for the ON line under each JOIN — the join predicate — just felt silly after a while, so I reverted to one. I used to be stickler for forcibly quoting identifiers that collided with language keywords — like if you have a column named Date or Value, you best be puttin them square-brackets around those suckers ([Date], [Value]), but now.. honestly, I don’t care enough to bother. Unless you do something really heinous, like timestamp. =P

Anyway, that’s all I have for now. There are much more important things that I could, and should have, written about, but as I said, and as always, I’m already late to the party. ‘Til next time! ❤

T-SQL Tuesday 118: Fantasy Feature

It really shouldn’t be this difficult. But it is. And that’s why we get paid. Still, it’d be nice if load-testing were easier, wouldn’t it?

Aka “hey look at us Microsoft, we want stuff!!” Because they shut down Connect and its replacement (Azure Feedback aka rebranded UserVoice) is awful. Just plain terrible. In unrelated news, I’ve never been an MVP.. wonder why? 🙄😜

Anyhoo, this month’s invitation is brought to us by the lovely and talented Kevin Chant. He asks us to fantasize about SQL Server. No, not like that Erik, get your mind out of the gutter.

And I don’t apologize. At all.

This IS a complaint. But hopefully it’s also an idea for those who are better at building stuff than me to.. ya know.. build stuff.

And shout-out to my favorite fellow blogger Shane (@SOZDBA) who’s too polite for his own good. ❤

Load Testing is HARD.

Too hard. So hard that nobody does it. At least not productively, efficiently, or willingly. About the only times that I can personally point out an instance where I’ve actually buckled down and done something roughly comparable to a true load test (which I’ll talk about in a minute), was when I was forced to do so by my managers to prove that a hardware environment upgrade hadn’t gone awry, and that our servers truly were running at least as good as, if not better than, before.

But guess what? We never really proved anything conclusively. We had inklings, feelings, warm fuzzies.. okay maybe a DiskSpd output file or two.. which indicated that things were “mostly probably pretty good and kinda sorta better.”

Why? BECAUSE IT’S FREAKING HARD.

What is “True Load Testing”?

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Something like that… maybe?

Glad you asked. Simply put, it’s the ability to execute these 3 steps, easily and efficiently, with minimal configuration overhead and without needing to pour agonizingly over tomes of docs:

  1. Capture and store a SQL server workload — i.e. ALL the transactions run against an instance in a given time frame — AND performance metrics from said instance while said workload was running.
  2. Run that captured workload against another SQL server instance, and capture THE SAME performance metrics.
  3. Compare results from each set of gathered performance metrics, with a concise, easy to understand rating system that tells you which instance ran better and why.

Now, could we argue that the “capturing” of #1 adds some overhead to the instance? Sure! So I’m fine with NOT gathering the performance metrics during the same window as the workload-capture. Put it off to step 2, where we replay said workload against 1 or more instances and measure the performance on them. So we could replay the same workload on the original instance, and a new one, and we’d have our two sets of measurements to compare.

Got me? Good.

The Plumbing is There

I know. I know what you’re screaming at your monitor/screen right now. “But Nate, that’s exactly what Distributed Replay is for!!”

Bruh, have you even USED Distributed Replay?!? It’s way too complicated to set up, let alone manage and operate. Remember what I said about tomes of docs? Yeah. ANGTFT.

That’s the sad part. Microsoft has built up the plumbing and scaffolding for all of this over the past few decades. But we’ve yet to see that final layer, that chrome polish and finishing touch that makes the user go “Ahhh, now THAT was an educational and enjoyable experience!”

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Staples’ trademark be damned!

Obviously when it comes to performance metrics we’ve got a huge wealth of knowledge in the system DMVs. Great! Now let’s condense and simplify those into like 4 key ratings of your instance, for those of us who aren’t Paul Randal or Glenn Berry.

Oh, 3rd party monitoring products you say? Sure! Great! Love em. Do they do what I just said? Nope. Because “it depends.” Anybody else sick of hearing that?

It Really Shouldn’t Be This Difficult

But that’s why we get paid. Because it is. And no matter how many cloud services Azure & AWS try to shove down our throats, the reality is that enterprises will continue to rely on human engineers to prove (or disprove) that NewFancyServerX is better than OldCrappyServerA for running YourTerribleSqlWorkloadZ.

Because we can’t architect perfection. And we live in the real world where business decisions and financial constraints have an actual measurable impact on our technology stack choices and roadmaps. So I’m not saying it’s inexcusable that we don’t have this — this easy, measurable, understandable toolset for performance-load-testing — yet. I’m just saying it’s mildly annoying. And perhaps a little frustrating.

With that, I think I’ve written two angry rant-y posts in a row, so I do apologize to you, dear reader (but not, and never, to Microsoft). I’ll leave you with this cute picture of my dog being ridiculous, because it always makes me smile. Til next time!

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doggo being doggo

T-SQL Tuesday #115: Dear 20-year-old Self

Don’t be afraid of that big change, that big opportunity.

This month’s #tsql2sday is brought to you by Mohammad Darab, a relatively new #SQLSaturday speaker (congrats!) and all-around-great-guy. Feeling introspective, he invites us to write a letter to our 20 year old self. Quite coincidental that I’ve been in a “letter writing mood” lately on my other blog. 😉

Dear Nate_the_College_Student

A couple things. First, DTB (rated PG-13 link). SRSLY. The high school girlfriend is NOT the one, nor does she treat you well at all. It’s gonna be over a year after you graduate, so do yourself a favor and break it off now so you can enjoy college more.

Second, study more, game less. It’s gotten ridiculous. You had straight A’s. You’ll get your first D EVER if you don’t take that network programming class seriously. And it will hurt. Your ego AND your GPA.

Finally! Hardware ain’t for you. Software is where it’s at. And data stuff. ALL the data! Someone’s gonna coin the phrase “data is the new oil”. Hey! That should be YOU! Do it.

Where the Rubber Meets the Road

Your first job is going to be amazing. You’ll spend NINE years at that company. Probably a bit too long. They weren’t very understanding when your wife was very sick and needed your help running around to doctors and pharmacies and such. But you’ll work some truly awesome people, connections that will last many years. That’s called ‘networking’ — making sure you stay in touch with those people. It will help open up future career opportunities.

Yes, I said “wife”. We’ll get to that in a bit.

Spend your 20s doing silly things, adventurous things, but focus on your career. If I had to do it all over again, I would branch out sooner, explore more opportunities earlier, and look at the world of tech beyond this little suburb. There is so much more out there. Not that there’s anything wrong with suburbia — our town is great. I love it. But it’s not a tech-job haven. So don’t be afraid of that big change, that big opportunity.

Because once you go for it, once you finally take that chance, you’ll be oh-so-much happier! Ride that wave of confidence and of learning new things. Start attending SQL Saturdays earlier, and look into other data-centric meetups and events. There is so much to learn, and never enough time.

Oh, and PS: be super careful driving. Please.

Love

Yes, you will find love. You will find the love of your life. The One. Your soulmate. When you least expect it. You will spend your latter 20s and early 30s having the best years of your life with her. She will be your everything. She is laughter, passion, heartache, support, grace, care, light, love, and life itself. Cherish every moment.

For our time on this earth is but a whisper on the winds of eternity.

A question that’s often asked of grievers is, if they knew what would happen, would they go back, change anything, do anything different. In this thought experiment, even — would I tell my past self what would happen to my wife? No, I don’t think I would. For even now, as I look back on the million little moments that we shared and loved and laughed and cried. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. Our love was once-in-a-lifetime. I know that in my soul. And I carry that flame in my heart. May it never be extinguished.

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Always. ❤

Follow-up: Cribbage “15’s Counter”

The actual method involves joining 5 copies of the table together, by each right-side table only including cards with higher ID values than the table to its left.

To be honest, my T-SQL Tuesday puzzle was a bit of a last-minute idea, which is why I didn’t have a solution ready-made. But, dear reader, you’re in luck! I have one now.

The code is over here in Gist. You can read thru it, but since the final query — the actual “answer” — is kinda ugly, let me explain my thought process.

Modeling is Important

Even when I’m putting together a silly little demo script like this, I feel that good habits and fundamentals are important. You never know what future developer might read it, copy-paste it, and say to themselves “Cool, I’m gonna follow this example when I do this other thing over here!” So you’ll see my formatting preferences, naming convention (though I must admit, I argued with myself over whether to pluralize the table names or not!), and correctly allocated Primary Keys. And since we’re modeling a card deck, even though I didn’t need to store the ‘NumValue’ (which is what you’d use for a straight/run, where the Jack is 11, Queen is 12, etc.), I did anyway.

Now, when we set up our “Hands”, we’re going to use two ‘PlayerNum’s, just so we can test two different hands at the same time. Cribbage can be played with 3 or 4 players, but we’re keeping this simple. Also, I could have built the hands more aesthetically, i.e. by selecting from Cards using PtValue and Suit, but again, I was trying to script quickly, so I just used the IDs that I knew from the previous query (the “full deck”). And again, there’s a “little extra” tidbit, the ‘IsCut’ indicator — we won’t be using that right now. If you’re still not sure what that means, go read the rules.

The Method

At the end of the original post, I mentioned loops and cursors as possible routes to a solution. That may still be true, but I decided to challenge myself to avoid them. Not because they’re “always bad”, as popular media would have you believe; they’re just often an indicator that a developer isn’t thinking in set-theory when they probably should be.

Let’s start with some basic principles. You have 5 cards in your hand. It takes a minimum of two cards to make 15 (examples include Jack+5, 6+9, etc.), and up to a maximum of.. you guessed it, five cards. So we need to check all combinations of any two, three, four, or five cards. We cannot re-use a card within the same combination; and putting the same three cards in a different order, for example, does NOT count as a separate combo (another ’15’).

So as you start to think about these rules, and if you’ve been around data for a while, especially data with identity values, you might have a little light-bulb. “Aha! I know how to do that. We can simply order the combos by the ID value, and that way we won’t allow duplicates!” And that’s kinda what I did, by enforcing the JOIN predicates that every subsequent derived-table have a ‘CardID’ greater than the prior one. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The actual method here involves JOINing 5 copies of the table together, mainly just on PlayerNum, but also, as I said, by each right-side table only including cards with higher ID values than the left-side. In this way, we ensure that we’re not allowing the same cards to be “joined” to each other, i.e. we’re removing them from the right-side tables.

And finally, we have four OR‘d conditions: simply “do any of those combinations add up to 15, by the Card’s PtValue?” These are echo’d in the CASE-expression in the SELECT line, where we want to essentially “show the combo”, i.e. tell you what cards make up the ’15’. (Again, for style’s sake, we have an ELSE, but we don’t really need it because it’ll never actually happen.)

Now, it does look kinda ugly. It’s not very extensible — meaning, if you wanted to scale it up to find the ’15’s in a 6- or 7-card hand, or you wanted to look for other kinds of combos (like ’18’s or ’27’s), you’d end up re-writing a good portion of it, or at least copy-pasting a lot. Fortunately for us, Cribbage is fairly simple in this regard — your hand is always the same size, and you only ever care about ’15’s.

(Well, and pairs, 3- and 4-of-a-kinds, straights, flushes, knobs, etc., but again, read the rules if you’re curious. We kept this very simple by limiting ourselves to just one small fraction of the game mechanics.)

The cool thing about this sample, though, at least to me, is that you’re already set up to build on it if you want to try out other Cribbage mechanics. Or even other card games, if you just use the base Suits & Cards.

What Did We Learn?

What’s the point of a puzzle like this? Well, besides introducing you to a fantastic card game, if you didn’t already know about it. The point is to make your brain think in a different way than usual. Are any of us programming card games using a SQL back-end? Probably not. (Although an in-memory equivalent like SQLite or something might be viable!) But the next time you have a “combinations problem” with some real-world data, you might wonder if a method like this could come in handy. Or at least, if it could work out better than a double-nested-loop. =)

PS: I believe, instead of the LEFT JOIN​s, we could have used OUTER APPLYs. We’d move the conditions from the JOINs into the inner WHERE clause of each derived table, i.e. “this ID > previous ID” and “PlayerNums are equal”. If you’re curious, try it out!

T-SQL Tuesday #114: A Puzzle

One of the main things a new cribbage player needs to learn is how to easily spot the combos that make ‘a 15’ (the ways to combine cards to add up to a numeric value of 15). Let’s do that with SQL!

It’s that time again! The 2nd Tuesday of the month, T-SQL Tuesday. This month’s invitation is on the lighter side, which is nice, and it comes from Matthew McGiffen (b | t). The theme is “Puzzle Party!” And I’m going to cheat, since it’s getting horribly late already and I’m lacking in inspiration.

So, I propose a puzzle! Which you must solve using SQL. Then I’ll post my own solution in a day or two. Bwahahaha.

I actually really wanted to do a Sudoku solver, but @SQLRnnr beat me to it. By a few years. =P   I might still work on that when I’m bored, just to have a standby for another blog post. Maybe we’ll compare notes.

But for now…

Do You Even Cribbage, Bro?

If you’ve never heard of the card game cribbage, it might sound weird. When you read the rules, it sounds even weirder. Legend has it that it was invented by drunk Englishmen in a pub. Reality is actually not that far off. It’s also heavily played by Navy submariners, and that’s how it was passed down in my family.

There are already many great mobile & web versions of the game, and it will quickly become obvious to anyone who’s tried to program a card game before, that a query language like T-SQL is NOT suited (omg see what I did there?) to the task. However, we can probably come up with a small sub-task of the game that’s acceptable for our purposes.

Enter: the hand scorer. There’s a nice example of a finished product here. The input would be a set of 5 ‘cards’ — the ‘hand’ has 4, and the ‘cut’ adds 1 more, used as part of each player’s hand in scoring (like community property). A ‘card’ is simply an alphanumeric value — 1-10 plus JQK (which are ‘worth’ 10 for arithmetic, but can be used like normal for ‘straights’ aka ‘runs’) — and a ‘suit’ (heart, spade, diamond, club). Think for a moment on how you’d store that as a data structure.

The output, then, is a single numeric value, the ‘score’. But how do you score? You look for the following: combinations of any numeric values that add up to 15; pairs, 3-of-a-kinds, or 4-of-a-kinds; straights (suit does not matter); a flush, if all 4 ‘hand’ cards are the same suit (and a bonus point if the ‘cut’ card matches as well). And then there’s a funky thing where you get an extra point if you have a Jack that matches the suite of the ‘cut’ card. o_@

Dude… What?

Wow, that sounds complicated, no? Let’s make it simpler. One of the main things a new cribbage player needs to learn is how to easily spot the combos that make ‘a 15′ (the ways to combine cards to add up to a numeric value of 15). For each ’15’ you make, you score 2 points. That sounds pretty feasible in SQL, right?

For starters, we don’t really care about suit anymore. But we do need some way to distinguish the cards from each other. This is a single-deck game, so you’re never going to have more than 4 of the same number; never more than one of the same card (like the Ace of Spaces). And when you’re counting combinations (or is it permutations?), you can’t use the same card twice. So let’s still use the suits for card distinction; I’ll just suffix the number with an ‘h’, ‘s’, ‘d’, or ‘c’.

We also don’t care about differentiating a 10 or J/Q/K, since they’re all just worth 10, numerically. So your ‘input’ can just consist of five numbers between 1 and 10. Cool? Just find the ’15’s!

Example:

  • Your hand is 3h, 6s, 6d, 9c, and the ‘cut’ is 3c.
  • Combos for ’15’: 6s+9c, 6d+9c, 3h+3c+9c, 3h+6s+6d, 3c+6s+6d.

That’s five unique combos, for a total of 10 points! Good job, that’s a bit better than average hand. In cribbage lingo, you’d say it like so: “fifteen two, fifteen four, fifteen six, fifteen eight, and fifteen ten.” Or if you’re playing with more experience, you’d abbreviate to simply “two four six eight ten”.

In “normal” programming land, we’d probably use a loop and some branching logic. What will we do in SQL? A loop, a cursor, or something more (or less!) elegant? You decide!

I’ll come up with something solution-y soon. Update: Solution posted! Enjoy! ❤

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Red won by 2 points! Close game.

T-SQL Tuesday #113: Personal-Use Databases

So when I dived down the rabbit-hole of the Nested Set Model, of course I created a sample database to write & test the code against.

tsql2sday150x150It’s that time again! This month, Todd Kleinhans (b/t) asks us how we use databases in our day to day life, i.e. personal use or “outside of our work / day-job”. Actually, the question is kinda vague — because if you think about it, we all use TONS of databases in our daily lives. Your phone’s contact list, your calendar, online shopping, banking.. the list goes on. As I’ve said before, Data is everything.

But what I think he meant, and the way most of the community has interpreted it, is “How do you manage/administrate/build/work-with/develop databases in your day-to-day life outside of work?”. So we’ll go with that.

Now this may out me as “not a real DBA” or some such nonsense, but honestly.. I don’t spend much of my time creating silly playground databases. Not that anybody else’s are ‘silly’ — just look at some of the fantastic posts for this month! Such neat ideas brought to life.

Special shout-out to Kenneth Fisher, who, if you look closely at his screenshot (and it’s not even related to this post), committed the abhorrent sin of creating a database name of pure emojis — FOR SHAME sir! But also you’re awesome. ❤

Me, I’m more of a quick-n-dirty spreadsheet guy. If I need, say, an inventory of my computer parts & gadgets so I know what I can & can’t repair, what materials I have to work with as I tinker, etc.. well, I create a Google Sheet. And it serves my needs well enough. (Spoiler alert: yes, you can view that one; I shared it. But it’s fairly outdated since I moved in March and haven’t had time to re-do inventory since.. last autumn.)

But for blogging in the tech field, you gotta get your hands dirty. So when I dived down the rabbit-hole of the Nested Set Modelof course I created a sample database to write & test the code against. And there have been some additional bits & pieces for blog demos and GitHub samples.

Most of the time, I’m creating databases / entities on SQL 2016 Developer Edition. Of course by now, that’s 2 major versions ‘behind’, but since I don’t run Linux personally (yet?), and I’m not a conference speaker (yet??), I don’t feel a burning need to upgrade. It’s FAR superior to Express Edition, though, so please for the love of all that is holy, if you find yourself using Express for personal/playground use, save yourself the headache and go grab Developer.

Containers/Docker? Meh. If you want to start playing with those, definitely look at 2017 or higher. It sounds appealing in theory — “just spin it up when you need it, spin it down when you don’t!” — and I’m sure that’s great if you’re starved for resources on whatever laptop you’re working with, but if you’ve done your due diligence and set your local SQL instance to appropriate resource limitations (hello, ‘max server memory’ and file-growths!), I’ve found that its impact is quite tolerable.

But come now. Surely this isn’t just a “shameless self-promotion” post or a grumpy-old-DBA “get off my lawn” post. Right?? Right!

To you folks out there creating your own nifty little databases for personal projects, learning/development, or even hopes & dreams of building a killer app on top of it one day — you’re amazing! Keep doing what you do, and write about it, because I love reading about it. Heck, go try to create the same model in PostgreSQL or MariaDB and see how it goes. We could all use a little cross-stack exposure once in a while.

That’s all I have for this month; short & sweet. I need to finalize plans for virtualizing our main SQL instances (which is really just a migration off bare-metal & onto VMs) within the coming weeks. Yes, we’re that far behind the curve. Now get off my lawn!

=P

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I’m old and racist! But I’m still adorable for some reason!

T-SQL Tuesday #112: Cookies!!

..this analogy of “dipping into the cookie jar”. What events or accomplishments can I take sustenance from, draw strength from, during these times?

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Hi folks. It’s been a minute. Frankly it’s been a rough 5 months. From losing my wife, to dealing with the holidays and her birthday, to moving houses again. On the career front, I’m faced with the challenge of virtualizing our core business-critical SQL instances with minimal downtime. And obviously, because of all that personal/life stuff, it’s been difficult to stay focused and productive.

So this #tsql2sday‘s topic is poignant, I suppose — this analogy of “dipping into the cookie jar”. What events or accomplishments can I take sustenance from, draw strength from, during these times?

As usual, we must thank our host, Shane O’Neill (b|t), and remind readers to check out tsqltuesday.com.

Encouragement

Back when I first took this current job, I was worried sick about doing the commute every day. One and a half to two hours in traffic each way. Even if I used toll-roads, it might save 10-15 minutes, but it was still super stressful. But my wife never stopped encouraging me, telling me it would pay off. She put up with the crazy hours, she checked on me periodically, she stayed on the phone to keep me awake sometimes. She reminded me often, when the time was right, to have the telecommute/remote-work conversation with management.

And of course, to nobody’s surprise, she was right. I now work from home 4 days a week, take a vanpool the 5th day, and am much happier and more productive (in general!), much less stressed, and a markedly better driver. More importantly, because of her unwavering support, I can still look back and draw renewed energy from those memories and from her still-present spirit that stays with me in my heart.

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GOTO 1

Accomplishment

One of the first big projects on my plate was upgrading & migrating the SQL 2005 instances to new hardware and SQL 2016. We didn’t use anything super fancy for the actual migration, just backup shipping, essentially. DbaTools came in very handy for copying over the logins/users without having to hash/unhash passwords. The main hiccups were around Agent Jobs and Replication. Jobs were turned off at the old server before they were enabled on the new, but due to lack of documentation and understanding of some, it became difficult to see which ones were critically needed “now” vs. which could wait a while, and which may have dependencies on other SQL instances (via linked-servers) that may or may not have moved.

And replication is just a PITA in general. Fortunately, I took this as a ‘growth opportunity’ to more fully document and understand the replication environment we were dealing with. So at the end of the project, we had a full list of replication pub-subs with their articles, a sense of how long they each took to re-initialize, and a decision-process to consult when adding-to or updating articles within them.

Continuous Learning

A similar upgrade-migration project came to fruition in 2017: the ERP system upgrade. This was a delicious combo meal of both the database instance upgrade (SQL 2008R2 to 2016) and the application & related services/middleware (Dynamics NAV 2009 to 2017). And as I blogged about, it came with a super sticky horrible side-effect that we’re still dealing with over a year later: a different collation than the rest of our DB environment.

Which reminds me, I need to do some follow-up posts to that. Briefly, the “best” band-aids so far have been thus:

  1. If only dealing with the ERP entities, without joins to other DBs, just leave collations alone. The presentation layer won’t care (whether that SSRS or a .NET app).
  2. If relating (joining) ERP entities to other DB entities, I’ll load the ERP data into temp-tables that use the other DB’s collation, then join to those temp-tables. The “conversion” is essentially ‘free on write’, meaning when we load the weird-collation data into a temp-table that’s using the normal-collation, there’s no penalty for it.

As I said, I’ll try to dive into this more in a future post. It’s been a life-saver for performance problems that cropped up as a result of the upgrade & the different collations.

But the point here is that, even though this project didn’t end up as wildly successful as we’d hoped, it’s still a success, because we learned some key lessons and were able to pivot effectively to address the problems in a reasonable way. And frankly, there was no going back anyway; it’s not like the business would have said “Oh, never mind, we’ll just stick with the old versions of everything” (even though some reticent managers would probably have enjoyed that!). So even when things seem bleak, there’s always a way around.

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Wait a minute…

Conclusion

I’m still trying to figure out what this new chapter of my life looks like, without her. I’m still trying to be the very best DBA & BI-Dev I can, supporting the dozens of requests & projects that the business throws at us. Fortunately, with the incredible SQL Community, a wonderfully supportive family, and a fantastic team of colleagues, I remember how far I’ve come, on whose shoulders I stand, and how much promise the future holds.

Even though the one person I was meant to share it all with is gone; she still smiles down and encourages me in subtle ways.

…with love & light ❤